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Joke Title : Cannie Scots Jokes - 2
The Joke :
Phil was thrilled at winning a toilet brush in the office raffle even though it was the booby prize. A few days later a friend asked if he had tried it out. 'I don't like it much,' replied Phil, 'In fact I'm thinking of going back to using toilet paper.' [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]