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Joke Title : Cannie Scots Jokes - 3
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'Hello Angus,' says Will. 'Och you shouldnae call me Angus anymore,' says Angus. 'And why would that be?' says Will. 'Well you know them personalised number plates,' says Angus. 'Aye. Ah do that,' says Will, 'Those are awfy expensive.' 'Well Ah couldnae afford one so Ah changed ma name to match the number plate Ah have,' says Angus. 'Oh right, so what should Ah call ye?' says Will. 'GZ56QIY,' says Angus proudly. [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]