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Joke Title : Cannie Scots Jokes - 4
The Joke :
A fierce Highlander is having a few drinks in an Edinburgh pub. He's about to starts on his eleventh beer when he feels the call of nature. Knowing that nothing's safe in an Edinburgh pub, he gets a postit note and scribbles on it 'This pint belongs to the Inverness Heavyweight Boxing Champion' and sticks it to the glass. On his return he sees another note stuck over his. It reads 'Your beer is now inside the Edinburgh Marathon Champion. Come and get it.' [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]