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Joke Title : Haggis Jokes - 3
The Joke :
A haggis makes its way down through the heathery hillside of Loch Ness and, after a wee drink from the loch, he sits on a stone with his feet chilling in the water. Within minutes a bus-load of American tourists are gathered round snapping photos of the cute little creature. After a while one of the tourists asks, 'Have you ever spotted the monster?' 'Och no,' says the haggis, 'And to be honest, I don't really believe in him.' [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]