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Joke Title : Loch Ness Monster Jokes - 1
The Joke :
Nessie is lying at the bottom of the loch moaning to his wife. 'Ma bloody stomach is aching,' he grumbles. 'Och it serves you right, for eating them American tourists,' replies Mrs Ness, 'You know they're far too rich for you.' [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]