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Joke Title : The Scottish Character - 3
The Joke :
Rab had just got himself a job as a Junior Joiner's Mate. It was his first day and he found a cosy corner of the work's canteen to sleep in. 'Whit are ye doin' loafin' around?' yelled the gaffer. 'You're supposed tae be cuttin' the timber.' 'Och, Ah cannae be bothered,' says Rab. 'Whit!' exclaimed the gaffer. 'You came tae me yesterday sayin' ye were desperately searching for a job.' 'Aye, so Ah did,' replied Rab. 'But Ah've found one now.' [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]