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Joke Title : The Scottish Drunk
The Joke :
Jock was traveling by train seated next to a stern-faced clergyman. As Jock pulled out a bottle of whisky from his pocket the clergyman glared and said reprovingly, 'Look here, I am sixty-five and I have never tasted whisky in my life!' 'Dinna worry, Minister,' smiled Jock, pouring himself a dram. 'There's no risk of you starting now!'