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Joke Title : Whisky Jokes - 1
The Joke :
Warning Labels that should be on whisky bottles: Drinking whisky will make you to dance like a retard. Drinking whisky may result in pregnancy. Drinking whisky will make you tell everyone that you love them - over and over and over again. Drinking whisky may leave you wondering what happened to your bra and panties. Drinking whisky will make even your spouse look sexy. Drinking whisky will make you more attractive to the opposite sex - but only if they're drinking twice as much as you. [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]