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Joke Title : Scottish Cow
The Joke :
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field. The Englishman says 'Look at that fine English cow.' The Irishman disagreed, saying 'No, it's an Irish cow.' The Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. 'No, it's a Scottish cow - it's got bagpipes underneath!'