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Joke Title : Scottish Football Joke - 4
The Joke :
You know you're supporting Scotland's worst team if : They play in 0-0-10 formation. The digital scoreboard has three digits for opponent goals. You consider a 5-1 defeat a moral victory. The referee apologises for every decision against your team. The team pray before kickoff. At half time the team receive stress therapy. There's an uproar of delight if they gain a corner kick. The club's lucky mascot keeps having freak accidents. Opposition players get sent off for laughing. There are fewer supporters than players. They are sponsored by the local Brownies. The groundsman earns more than any of the players. [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]