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Joke Title : Scottish Football Joke - 5
The Joke :
Phrases a Celtic fan and a Rangers fan will never utter to each other: May the best team win. That was never a penalty - our player took a dive. Although we lost 7-0, I thought the ref was extremely fair. Congratulations - great win. Your team were brilliant. Let's swap scarfs - I'd be so proud to wear your team colours. [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]