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Joke Title : Scottish Honeymoon
The Joke :
A Scot from Aberdeen was on holiday in London and every night he returned to his hotel full of the wonders of the city. So much so that another guest asked: 'Is this your first visit?' 'Aye, it is.' 'You seem to be having a great time.' 'Aye, I am that.' 'Good.' 'And what's more, it's not just a holiday. It's my honeymoon as well.' 'Oh. Then where's your wife?' 'Och. She's been here before.'