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Joke Title : Football Dog
The Joke :
A Scottish fitba fan told his mate, 'My dug watches all the games. When my team wins it jumps up and doon and claps its wee paws. When we lose it somersaults.' 'Yer Kiddin me right? How many somersaults?' asked his impressed friend. The Fitba fan replied, 'depends how often I kick it...'