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Joke Title : Scotsman in a restaurant
The Joke :
A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman had dinner together. When the waiter came with the bill, the Scotsman promptly said he would take it. The next day the newspaper carried a headline: 'English Ventriloquist Murdered In Restaurant.'