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Joke Title : Silly Jokes
The Joke :
Five a Day The Scottish Government has come up with an alternative five-a-day foods for healthy living that better reflect the Scottish lifestyle. These include the following: * A bowl of porridge (the oats will keep you regular). * At least four pint of beer (for the hops and malt). * One deep fried Mars Bar (a Mars a day helps you work rest and play). * Six cans of Irn-Bru (great source of Ammonium Ferric Citrate). * A large portion of haggis, neeps and tatties (as neeps taste like shit you can skip these). * Ten strawberry tarts (you need to get some fruit down you). * Forty Fags (Tobacco is a herb after all!) [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]