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Joke Title : Some Truly Scottish Insults
The Joke :
Ye've goat a face like the back end o' a bus. Her mind is wandered - it's half way Princes Street. He's one kilt pin short of a full streak. Ye've goat a face like a weel-kickit ba'. The wheel's spinning but the haggis is dead. Ye've goat a face like a wet nicht lookin' for a dry mornin'. She's goat less brains than a bag o' bruised fruit. Ye've goat a face like a flittin'. He's two Gay Gordons short of a ceilidh. He's a few deep fried Mars Bars short of a square meal. She's two running rhinos short of a full marathon. He's goat a tongue like a razor but intelligence like a meat cleaver. He's two haggii short of a Burns Supper. He's no the sharpest Skein Dubh in the house. [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]