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An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Some Truly Scottish Insults

The Joke :

Ye've goat a face like the back end o' a bus.
Her mind is wandered - it's half way Princes Street.
He's one kilt pin short of a full streak.
Ye've goat a face like a weel-kickit ba'.
The wheel's spinning but the haggis is dead.
Ye've goat a face like a wet nicht lookin' for a dry mornin'.
She's goat less brains than a bag o' bruised fruit.
Ye've goat a face like a flittin'.
He's two Gay Gordons short of a ceilidh.
He's a few deep fried Mars Bars short of a square meal.
She's two running rhinos short of a full marathon.
He's goat a tongue like a razor but intelligence like a meat cleaver.
He's two haggii short of a Burns Supper.
He's no the sharpest Skein Dubh in the house.
[From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]

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