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Joke Title : Tartan & Kilt Jokes - 1
The Joke :
A Japanese businessman goes into a kilt-makers to enquire about having kilts made for his entire family. Realising that there's a massive profit to be made the kilt-maker is keen to get the sale. 'The only problem,' says the business man, 'is that I don't expect we belong to any Scottish Clan.' 'Actually you do,' says the kilt-maker without hesitation, 'Tokushimanachahati is part of the MacGullible Clan - we have plenty of tartan in stock.' [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]