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Joke Title : Scottish Lottery Winners
The Joke :
After discovering that they had won 15 million pounds in the Lottery, Mr and Mrs McConnel sat down to discuss their future. Mrs McConnel announced 'After twenty years of washing other people's stairs, I can throw my old scrubbing brush away at last.' Her husband agreed - 'Of course you can, hen. We can easily afford to buy you a new one now.'