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Joke Title : Scottish Lottery
The Joke :
McDougal bought two tickets for the lottery. He won five million pounds. 'How do you feel about your big win?' asked a newspaper reporter. 'Disappointed,' said McDougal, 'My other ticket didn't win anything.'