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Joke Title : Bagpipe Jokes - 10
The Joke :
It's the year 1643 and once again the Scots are about to do battle with the English. This time it's a home game for the Scots and the chosen venue is Yerrkidden. Three-thousands Scots begin marching into battle. At the front of the proud army are the Pipers - really giving it laldy. A rain of arrows fly across the open field, ten pipers fall. The Pipers bravely march on. Another rain of arrows. This time twenty pipers tumble to the ground - but still the pipes ring out. Finally eighty men have fallen. From behind the Pipers the chieftain calls out, 'For heaven's sake, can you not play something they like?' [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]