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Joke Title : Bagpipe Jokes - 6
The Joke :
A man wearing a kilt walks into a pub with a suspicious looking parcel under his arms. 'Whit's that?' demands the worried bartender. 'Ten pound o Semtex', says the kiltie. 'Wow - That's a relief,' says the bartender, 'For a minute Ah thought it was bagpipes.' [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]