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Joke Title : Bagpipe Jokes - 9
The Joke :
If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune piper, an out-of-tune piper, or Santa Claus? The out-of-tune piper. The other two are signs that you have been smoking dope. [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]