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Joke Title : Glaswegian Jokes - 3
The Joke :
A ned stops a man on a dark section of Princes Street and bellows, 'Gie me awe yer money.' 'How dare you try to rob me,' says the man indignantly. 'Don't you know I'm an MSP?' 'In that case,' snarls the ned, 'Gie me awe ma money.' [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]