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Joke Title : Glaswegian Jokes - 1
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Callum had just arrived in Glasgow where he would be staying at a little boarding house while attending university. 'A word of warning,' said the landlord, as Callum headed out to sample the nightlife, 'things are a bit rough here in Glasgow. If any hooligans ask you if you're a Tim or a Hun act a bit simple and reply that you're a Partick Thistle supporter.' 'Will that stop me getting beaten up?' asked Callum. 'Not completely,' replied the landlord, 'But they might take pity on you and only break a few limbs.' [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]