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Joke Title : Going to Australia
The Joke :
A Scot is emigrating to Australia. Upon entry he is being interviewed by the immigration officer. When the officer asks the question, 'Do you have a criminal record?', the Scot replies, 'Well no . . . I didn't realise you still needed one to get in!'