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Joke Title : Haggis Jokes - 2
The Joke :
A haggis goes into a pub and orders up a bottle of the best whisky. 'You're looking awfy smug wae yerself,' says the barman. 'Aye,' says the haggis, 'Ah've jist been sewing ma wild oats.' [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]