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Joke Title : Scotsman in London
The Joke :
When Jock moved to London he constantly annoyed his English acquaintances by boasting about how great Scotland was. Finally, in exasperation, one said, 'Well, if Scotland's so marvelous, how come you didn't stay there?' 'Well,' explained Jock 'they're all so clever up there I had to come down here to have any chance of making it at all