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Jack and John were hunting for deer deep in the forest, miles from anywhere. Suddenly John collapses. He rolls around in agony for ages and then, with a ghastly gasp becomes lifeless. Jack leans over his friend who now doesn't seem to be breathing and has turned very pale. Terrified, and not sure how to help his friend, Jack whips out his mobile and dials 999. 'My friend is dead!' he yells desperately, 'Help me! What can I do?' 'Calm down, don't panic' replies the operator. 'Before you do anything you must be sure he's really dead.' The operator holds on as Jack goes to check his friend. After a long silence the operator hears a shot being fired. 'Is everything okay?' quizzes the operator. 'Aye,' replies Jack, 'he's definitely dead now.' [From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]