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Strange Law : Scottish Slang
Strange Law :
It is illegal to say any sentence containing more than 4 words in English (without using Scottish, Gaelic, Doric or Glasgow slang words.) For example 'Hello my dear friend' would be illegal but 'Hiya, ya mad mental bampot' would be acceptable.