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A short Scottish Script for your amusement . . . so funny you may well laugh your socks off (provided you're not wearing your wellies.

Script Title : House Prices by Stuart Macfarlane

Script :


WILLIE: Hey Rab, did ye see thit hoose prices in Scotland huv risen anither 10 pur cent?

RAB: Jings. Dae ye recon thit ma hoose hus gone up too?

WILLIE: Naw - ah don’t know thit there’s much demand fur accommodation under ra Kingstone Bridge.

RAB: Fair point there.

WILLIE: But see if ye wur tae take yer cardboard box an’ relocate it tae Bearsden it wud be wurth a wee fortune.

RAB: Aye, yer right there – but see it wid be wan hell o’ a distance tae humph ma Big Issues in ra mornin’.

Naw am jist is happy stayin’ where Ah um.

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