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Title : Class Test by Stuart Macfarlane
MR PEACOCK: (LOUDLY) Right, you there . . . yes you . . . what’s the capital of France?
CANDIDATE #1: Ehh . . . ummm . . . wait, I know this . . . is it . . . is it . . . is it Rome?
MR PEACOCK: (LOUDLY) No it is not! Go and sit at the back of the class with the other pathetic failures.
Okay you – what is eleven multiplied by twelve?
CANDIDATE #2: Oh, not fair, maths isn’t my strong subject . . .
MR PEACOCK: (LOUDLY) Come on – I need your answer.
CANDIDATE #2: Is it one-hundred-and-twenty-one . . . no wait one-hundred-and-thirty-six . . . am I warm?
MR PEACOCK: (LOUDLY) Pathetic – quite pathetic. Go and sit at the back.
Right that’s the test finished. All the teachers at the back please collect your P45’s on the way out. And stop moaning – how many times have I warned you that I would rid Scotland of all its bad teachers!!!