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A short Scottish Script for your amusement . . . so funny you may well laugh your socks off (provided you're not wearing your wellies.

Script Title : ASBO by Stuart Macfarlane

Script :

ASBO



WOMAN 1: Did ye hear thit Jeanie McGeachie’s youngist has jist goat his furst ASBO?





WOMAN 2: Yur kiddin’ – is he no seven year auld?





WOMAN 1: Aye – bit Jeanie always sed thit he wis a slow developer.



END



(ASBO is Anti-Social Behaviour Order - given to people who persistently annoy their neighbours)

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