From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road?
by Stuart McLean
Loch Ness Monster Jokes
Nessie is lying at the bottom of the loch moaning to his wife.
“Ma bloody stomach is aching,” he grumbles.
“Och it serves you right, for eating them American tourists,” replies Mrs Ness, “You know they’re far too rich for you.”
What’s big and white and chills out at the bottom of Loch Ness?
The Loch Ness Refrigerator.
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